Someone broke into my house today!
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES OHMYGOD
omg
NEYO HOY MEENOY
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when i have a bunch of posts in mind but all my followers are asleep
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if u have a crush on me please stand up
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks

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hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
im crying
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
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