terraignis:

d4mn4frica:

chongthenomad:

desperate-for-approval:

Someone broke into my house today! 

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES OHMYGOD

omg

NEYO HOY MEENOY

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when i have a bunch of posts in mind but all my followers are asleep

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absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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fartzilla:

careful people dampsandwich can read minds

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arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

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jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

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thanks

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goldenvodka:

forgivurs:

kids-of-malibu:

this made my day

This is my new favourite photo

Two favorite people

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welcomebentothestage:

doodlesbytara:

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

im crying 

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

damnnlyssa:

mojosodope178:

50*

500

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